The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”“But why?” asked Mike.“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.Gardener in LoveQ: What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?A: It made him wed his plants!Lights Out to Leave“You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?”“Well,” said the flat-mate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.”“So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows raised.“I can take a hint,” said his flat-mate. “I came home.”Valentine’s Day GenieAN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest. He went down to answer the door and stood on the doorstep was a very thick set black man, he said about 35 years old. His look was odd too? He was wearing gold coloured flip flops on his huge feet, a sort of pale yellow kilt(skirt), knee length, a bright coloured top, sort of rainbow colours with no collar ans short sleeved. This showed off his big powerful arms and huge hands. He was wearing a small round hat, sequined in gold and silver and red, The hat had no peak and just sat tight on his almost shaved head. His big face had a negro flat but wide nose, brilliant row of big white teeth, big white eyes that beamed out in the dark hallway.Mick was a bit shocked he said! The guy said , 'Hey hallo man Black King Cabs for the little hunney?'Mick was confused, perhaps the wrong house, he thought?'A cab for number__, are you sure?' said Mick'Hahaha,' laughed the negro, his laugh vibrating the hallway.'Oh yeah my good man, I tink dis da house I wanting right now, well if you have a sweet.
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